Jeri
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what if supernatural ends with dean and cas being happy together in heaven or just like at peace and then it fades out to sam coming home to amelia and they have a kid and amelia is doing the laundry and sam just lies down on his bed and closes his eyes and it zooms onto his face and then you see a drop of blood drip on his forehead and then its over
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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he is possibly the sassiest person alive
except that he’s not alive
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
He forgot the forty two cents though
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if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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